Bushisms - The Wit & Witlessness of George W. Bush

George W. Bush is a untier, not a divisor. He's the war president (though he wishes he wasn't). He's a reformer with results. He knows how this world works. He knows how world leaders think. He's the decider. Unfortunately, he often has trouble expressing coherent thoughts, or even speaking grammatically-correct sentences. Many of Bush's worst flubs are whitewashed away in the official White House transcripts. Here, we let the President speak for himself.

President Bush has produced so many "Bushisms" in recent years that even serious fans of the genre can't keep track of them. We can help! Here are hundreds of the President's best gaffes, organized by the specific category of his mistake. (Look for the 100+ audio clips in the Decider's own voice.) As GWB himself once said, "Bring 'em on!"

1. Mispronunciation 19. Speaking Personally
2. Malapropisms 20. Bush Bravado
3. Groping for Clichés 21. Build Your Vocabulary
4. Tautology 22. Adventures in English
5. Mixed Metaphors 23. Sensitive Spirituality
6. Misnaming & Reversing 24. On the Media
7. General Mix-up 25. You Know What I Meant
8. Perseveration 26. Dazed and Confused
9. The War On Literacy 27. Geographically & Culturally Challenged
10. A Tale Told By An Idiot 28. KISS - Keep It Simple & Stupid
11. Too Little Vision 29. Salty Dubya
12. Too Much Vision 30. Intentional Good Jokes
13. Understatement 31. Stop Making Nonsense
14. Overstatement 32. Out of His Depth
15. Subject Matter Ignorance 33. Too Deep For Words
16. General Ignorance 34. Unintentionally Ironic or Humorous
17. Unclear on the Concept 35. Certainty & Urgency Over Iraq & WMD
18. Double Speak 36. Plausible, but No Cigar (Urban Legends about GWB)