Top Bushisms in the Category of: Mixed Metaphors

I've been tracking mixed metaphors for years. Here's an example: "take a shot in the dark" is a combination of "a stab in the dark" and "take a shot at it." As you might guess, George W. has a knack for mixing metaphors.

 
1. "Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat." - George W. Bush, Washington, DC, Sept. 17, 2004
2. "This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end." - George W. Bush, April 10, 2001
3. "The senator has got to understand if he's going to have - he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road." - George W. Bush, on Sen. John McCain, speaking to reporters in Florence, SC, Feb. 17, 2000
4. "There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in TX, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again." - George W. Bush, Nashville, TN, Sept. 17, 2002 [AUDIO]
5. "I think we need not only to eliminate the tollbooth to the middle class, I think we should knock down the tollbooth." - George W. Bush, Nashua, N.H., as quoted by Gail Collins in the New York Times, Feb. 1, 2000
6. "Perhaps one way will be, if we use military force, in the post-Saddam Iraq the U.N. will definitely need to have a role. And that way it can begin to get its legs, legs of responsibility back." - George W. Bush, the Azores, Portugal, March 16, 2003
7. "We ought to make the pie higher." - George W. Bush, South Carolina Republican Debate, Feb. 15, 2000 [AUDIO]
8. "That's Washington. That's the place where you find people getting ready to jump out of the foxholes before the first shot is fired." - George W. Bush, Westland, MI, Sept. 8, 2000
9. "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." - George W. Bush, Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000 [AUDIO]
10. "I hope we get to the bottom of the answer. It's what I'm interested to know." - George W. Bush, April 26, 2000
11. "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." - George W. Bush, Saginaw, MI, Sept. 29, 2000 [AUDIO]
12. "It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way." - George W. Bush, Washington, DC, April 28, 2005 [AUDIO]

 

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