| Top Bushisms in the Category of: Intentional Jokes | |
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| 1. | "After all he [Al Gore] claimed he invented the Internet. But if he's so smart, how come every Internet address begins with 'Dubya'?" - George W. Bush, Nov. 4, 2000. [AUDIO] | ||
| 2. | "This is an impressive crowd, the haves -- and the have mores. Some people call you the elite. I call you my base." - George W. Bush, at the Alfred E. Smith memorial dinner, New York City, NY, Oct. 19, 2000 [AUDIO] | ||
| 3. | "It really gets me when the critics say I haven't done enough for the economy, I mean, look what I've done for the book publishing industry. You've heard some of the titles. 'Big Lies,' 'The Lies of George W. Bush,' 'The Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them.' I'd like to tell you I've read each of these books, but that'd be a lie." - George W. Bush, at the White House Correspondents Dinner, Washington, DC, May 1, 2004 | ||
| 4. | "The candidates are an interesting group, with diverse opinions for tax cuts and against them, for NAFTA and against NAFTA, for the Patriot Act and against the Patriot Act, in favor of liberating Iraq and opposed to it. And that's just one senator from Massachusetts." - George W. Bush, Washington, DC, February 23, 2004 | ||
| 5. | "You can fool some of the people all of the time and those are the ones you want to concentrate on." - George W. Bush, Washington, DC, March 31, 2001 | ||
| 6. | "Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere!" - George W. Bush, as he narrated a 'humorous' slideshow during the Radio & TV Correspondents' Association dinner, Washington, DC, March 24, 2004 |
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