Right-Wing Talk Show Host
(to the tune of Secret Agent Man)
lyrics by Andy Finn

There's a man who leads a life of anger
And everyday he gets a little stranger
With every word he speaks, he yells, he whines, he shrieks
Odds are he won't understand tomorrow.

Right-wing talk show host
Ignorant talk show host
They've given you a time slot
And taken away your brain.

There's a group who spend their time complaining
It's bad enough they think that's entertaining
But their lenses are so skewed, that all you can conclude
Their desperate for some IQ they can borrow.

Conservative talk show host
Nutty talk show host
We've given you a platform
It's time you were diagnosed.

Beware the easy answers you may find
Simple thoughts - they come from simple minds
So notice who they blame, and examine all their claims
Odds are you'll see through all their illogic.

Right-wing talk show host
Pompous talk show host
We've given you a forum
But you're still as deaf as a post.