I Want to Send You Spam
(to the tune of I Want to Hold Your Hand)
lyrics by Andy Finn

Oh yeah, I’ll tell you something,
I think you’ll understand.
When I’ll say that something
I want to send you spam,
I want to send you spam,
I want to send you spam.

Oh please, say to me
You’ll read about my scam
And please, say to me
You give a tinker’s dam.
Now let me send you spam,
I want to send you spam.

And when I send it I feel happy inside.
It’s such a feeling that my urge
I can’t hide, I can’t hide, I can’t hide.

Yeah I’ll send you something,
That you won’t understand.
But please order something
I want to sell you RAM,
or this fine wedding band,
Perhaps these mammary glands.

And when I spam you I feel happy inside.
It’s such a feeling knowing that
You can’t hide, you can’t hide, you can’t hide.

Yeh, you’ve got my message,
It’s more of a demand.
When I send you something
You better buy my brand
Or I’ve got others planned
I’m gonna send more spam!