Signs seen around the world . . .


Cocktail lounge, Norway: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

Doctors office, Rome: Specialist in women and other diseases.

Hotel, Acapulco: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

In a Nairobi restaurant: Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.

On an Athi river highway: Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable.

On a poster at Kencom: Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help.

A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer: Do not activate with wet hands.

In a Pumwani maternity ward: No children allowed.

In a cemetery: Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.

Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations: Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in bed.

Hotel elevator, Paris: Please leave your values at the front desk.

Hotel, Yugoslavia: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

Hotel, Japan: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

An advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest methodists.

A laundry in Rome: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

Tourist agency, Czechoslovakia: Take one of our horse-driven city tours. We guarantee no miscarriages.

Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass?

Airline ticket office, Copenhagen: We take your bags and send them in all directions.


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