Cocktail lounge, Norway: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
Doctors office, Rome: Specialist in women and other diseases.
Hotel, Acapulco: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
In a Nairobi restaurant: Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.
On an Athi river highway: Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable.
On a poster at Kencom: Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help.
A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer: Do not activate with wet hands.
In a Pumwani maternity ward: No children allowed.
In a cemetery: Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.
Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations: Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in bed.
Hotel elevator, Paris: Please leave your values at the front desk.
Hotel, Yugoslavia: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
Hotel, Japan: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
An advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest methodists.
A laundry in Rome: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
Tourist agency, Czechoslovakia: Take one of our horse-driven city tours. We guarantee no miscarriages.
Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass?
Airline ticket office, Copenhagen: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
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